Anyway, I Started Blasting Unisex Tee

Shoot first and then ask questions when you are several miles away.

After the rest of the party finds you standing among the fallen, they inevitably ask what happened.

You explain that it all started as a simple disagreement between you and the guardians of the ancient temple. You wanted to go inside. They strongly disagreed. Things escalated.

You pause, hold your hands out dramatically, and conclude:

“Anyway, I started blasting.”

Perfect for spellcasters, warlocks, and chaotic problem-solvers whose tactical plans begin and end with overwhelming magical force.

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Features & Traits

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
• Double-needle sleeves and hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tearaway label
• Relaxed Fit