Satanic Panic - Women's Racerback

If you read the PHB backwards it summons pizza

For those of us who grew up in the ’80s and experienced the Satanic Panic firsthand, you can now let other gamers know about your traumatic childhood adventures: trying to play D&D, dodging suspicious authority figures, and risking exposure to miniatures made of actual lead.

It is also a great shirt for anyone who stands in solidarity with our collective experience of those darker times—and serves as a warning that we will not allow anyone to summon Satanic Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Bonus: You have Advantage on Religion checks made to defend your right to roll for Initiative.

Features & Traits

• This fine gauge blended fabric represents a new benchmark in value. You will be amazed by the ultra-soft hand and performance of this exclusive fabric.
• Lightweight combed ring-spun and poly blend.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester lightweight jersey