Satanic Panic - Unisex Tank

For those of us who grew up in the ’80s and experienced the Satanic Panic firsthand, you can now let other gamers know about your traumatic childhood adventures: trying to play D&D, dodging suspicious authority figures, and risking exposure to miniatures made of actual lead.

It is also a great shirt for anyone who stands in solidarity with our collective experience of those darker times—and serves as a warning that we will not allow anyone to summon Satanic Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Bonus: You have Advantage on Religion checks made to defend your right to roll for Initiative.

Features & Traits

• Made in the USA
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• 4.2-ounce and 30 singles
• Side seams with a retail fit
• Shoulder to shoulder taping